Cartooning Devotee Gifts

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

Dante Alighieri

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Even cows get the blahs....

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Transplant delivery

Trump's firings

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

Wordplay: Amphibious

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

"Mice?"