Comics Devotee Gifts

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

The Food Chain

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Thomas Hardy

Zeus's Caddy

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."