Dc Comics Devotee Gifts

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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Tarzan of the Grapes.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Introducing...Anagraman.

Super hero dog.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'