Dc Aficionado Gifts

Washington DC: Constitutional Crisis Danger

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"We won!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

Introducing...Anagraman.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

John F. Kennedy

The Family Joules: Part 5

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Batman O' War

Joe Biden

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.