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Washington DC: Constitutional Crisis Danger

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"We won!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.