Dc Culture Buff Mugs

"We can't even admit we work here."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

Frederic Chopin

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Gone Fishing

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'