Arts And Culture Buff Mugs

"Now I really hate poetry."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Look! No hands!"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Frederic Chopin

The High Line at Giza

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Tina Turner

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."