Contemporary Culture Buff Mugs

"Outré or simply bad?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The High Line at Giza

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"The times – They have a changed."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Barry Norman

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Used to it.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.