Cultural Buff Mugs

Buddy Operas.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Frederic Chopin

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

Can't Touch This

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Outré or simply bad?"

TV and cleaner

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.