Contemporary Culture Aficionado Mugs

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Elfie Stick

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Selfie

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

TV stage door