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"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Elfie Stick

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The Selfie

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Zora Neale Hurston

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

TV stage door