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Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Elfie Stick

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Selfie

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

Elvis Presley

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Hoxton map.

TV stage door

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"