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"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."

Selfies for everyone

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Elfie Stick

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Zora Neale Hurston

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gone Fishing

Easter Candy Island.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door