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'Get with it,Francis-get a skateboard!'

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Elfie Stick

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

The Cremaster Cycle

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing