Modern Culture Aficionado Pillows

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Elfie Stick

"Well....I could've done this!"

The Selfie

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Gone Fishing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

TV stage door