Arts And Culture Buff Gifts

"Now I really hate poetry."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Look! No hands!"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Frederic Chopin

Pearly King and Queen

Introducing Piza Island.

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Tina Turner

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Kultural K9's.