Art Buffs Gifts

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

Statue Emergency

Larry's used art

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"Now I really hate poetry."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

Lord George brings news of the debate

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."