Art Aficionados Gifts

By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.

'Coloring outside the lines -- What are you in for?'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"Bad art! Bad!"

'I don't like the look of tonight's Aurora.'

'A picture says a thousand words or six, in this case.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Picasso in El Paso.

'Son, your mother and I don't even recognize you anymore. You've become some sort of twisted animal.'

'Oh, no, it's an ear...didn't Vincent get the list?'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"To be honest, I wish I'd packed it in years ago"

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Lily Collins

Satyric Press

The First Supper

"This once was a political cartoon. Note the bullet holes left behind by religious fanatics and the color bomb traces of the feminists."

"Don't forget to save your work."

Spanish Art restorers to be regulated after botched jobs

Donald Glover

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Easter Island Laptop

New Years Eve on Mars with avant-garde Putin

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"At what do you toil?"

God and Adam's first date.

"Make sure I’m in your will or pay someone else to shovel the driveway."

Jewish Deep Thinker