Art Aficionados Pillows

'Coloring outside the lines -- What are you in for?'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

"Bad art! Bad!"

'I don't like the look of tonight's Aurora.'

'A picture says a thousand words or six, in this case.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Picasso in El Paso.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Satyric Press

The First Supper

"This once was a political cartoon. Note the bullet holes left behind by religious fanatics and the color bomb traces of the feminists."

"Don't forget to save your work."

Spanish Art restorers to be regulated after botched jobs

Easter Island Laptop

New Years Eve on Mars with avant-garde Putin

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"At what do you toil?"

God and Adam's first date.

"Make sure I’m in your will or pay someone else to shovel the driveway."

Jewish Deep Thinker

No Mask Needed

The Scram

Reclining nude with black sneakers

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

The Artist

Decadence

Face Trophies

As You Like It - 'Under the Empire one wouldn't have danced like that!...'

The Weighing House.