Art Admirers Pillows

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I like it."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

Starbucks Siren

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"What do you do for a living?"

"Nowadays it's hard to find artists who don't turn out to be sex maniacs."

Shell Fire

Fish Fishing for Fish Food

The Artist

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Projectile painting.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

"Feel better, dear?"