Art Admirers Pillows

'No! No! I said carve a SACRED cow!'

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I like it."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

Starbucks Siren

I told you not to touch its belly.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"What do you do for a living?"

"Nowadays it's hard to find artists who don't turn out to be sex maniacs."

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Shell Fire

Fish Fishing for Fish Food

The Artist

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Projectile painting.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Feel better, dear?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.