Art Appreciators Pillows

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

Rofl Harris

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

"Hot flashes?"

The Artist

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Scarpia's Palace

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Shell Fire

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Easter Candy Island.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Leaves falling out of a painting.