Art Aficionado Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'It's either very good or very bad.'

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Nude Defending a Staircase

At the Met

"Of course it's an egg...but it's a chicken to those of us with vision..."

The Think Tank

Ohne Worte

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"He overreacts to everything!"

Peace doves fighting over olive branch.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

Copycats

Question Mark Picture.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'I agree, let's increase the dividend instead.'

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

Sculpting

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

Nude painting/Nude Artist.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

"It's titled: 'Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.'"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Creative accounting.

Bacterial Cultural Center

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.