Art Aficionado Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"Of course it's an egg...but it's a chicken to those of us with vision..."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

At the Met

Nude Defending a Staircase

Ohne Worte

The Think Tank

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Peace doves fighting over olive branch.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

Copycats

Question Mark Picture.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'I agree, let's increase the dividend instead.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Sculpting

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

Nude painting/Nude Artist.

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"It's titled: 'Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.'"

Creative accounting.

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

Bacterial Cultural Center

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.