Dc Culture Buff Gifts

"We can't even admit we work here."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Picasso: The Early Years

Introducing Piza Island.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Frederic Chopin

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Kultural K9's.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Gone Fishing