Dc Comics Devotee T-Shirts

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Super hero dog.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.