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"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Support group for sheep.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Salmon Run

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

X-ray Psychology.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Time Machine Collision

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

wattle covers

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'