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A caped superhero rescues Icarus

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Early photobombing

Superheroes take a selfie

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Window Treatment