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'You're grounded.'

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'Lose some weight before you go flying again. Or at least get a bigger cape.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Tintin - Bad Herg�

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Bully to classmate: 'Rising expenses will force me to beat an extra five cents out of you.'

"Thanks, Batman!"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'

Distracted Surgeons.

'Bobby!... It's not polite to stare at people just because they're differently abled.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'

Batman applying make-up

super heroes have to undergo pre flight scans.

'Dad can we go and see the Manga Carta this weekend?'

Angel/Devil.

Ninja.

'I think this 'selling yourself' has gone to his head!'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

The Rivalry Begins

Superman's Final Years

"Damn, Rocky, you don't make it easy."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Superhero and Unexceptionalbird.