Cartoon Addict Gifts

'He was upset about gaining weight.'

"That again? Do you have to steer every conversation back to the probing?"

Hey, I told you if you crossed your eyes too much, they'd stay that way forever.

"Imagine this stuff's street value back home on Pluto!"

Horse taking its rider for a walk.

World of Cow - Where's the bloomin' zip on this thing?

'Yes, Bernard. It is a reality that all professional athletes must face. ... We train hard, compete as best we can, but if we lose, they grind us into hamburger.'

'Goodbye, John!'

'They draft them into the league younger and younger every year. Look! He's still got his tail!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."