Cartoon Culture Lover Gifts

Deer with lighted tail on Santa's sleigh.

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Torturing the English Language

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."