Cartoon Lovers Gifts

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'Well, I guess window washing is not my chosen career!'

"Atilla the DMV employee"

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

Ostrich with head in sand.

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

Hen Behaving Badly.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

Her new doctor even made house calls. Often unexpectedly.

"Lucky we caught it early. It's easier to treat in the larva stage."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"Mum, I think I've got nits."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

"Behold, for I have received a text message!"

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

"Well, how convenient."

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Stinging Bee

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

'For the last time, Duane, I'm just not in the mood, alright?'