Cartoon Lovers Gifts

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'Well, I guess window washing is not my chosen career!'

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'I think we should have a word with Bob about his sales technique.'

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

Ostrich with head in sand.

Bowling pin line up

Hen Behaving Badly.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

"Are your knees swollen or are you going braless again?"

'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

Her new doctor even made house calls. Often unexpectedly.

"Lucky we caught it early. It's easier to treat in the larva stage."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

"Mum, I think I've got nits."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

"Well, how convenient."

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Cockroach Bible Class: 'And God said 'let there be light'!'

'The knees are the first thing to go.'