Comedy Cartoon Lovers Gifts

The old good-doc, bad cop routine.

'The church is packed, since I started showing the football on a Sunday!'

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

"That's why cows don't use sporks!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

Way out man!

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Recalculating route..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Puss in cement boots"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Collies Without Borders

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'