Cartoon Comedy Lovers Gifts

'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Collies Without Borders

'We are from the F.B.L.'

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

Banks go mobile so they can make a quick getaway in case of a 'run'.

'Jake had come into town to hire some killers'

"Stick 'em up!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Lesser known greek gods,

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Recalculating route..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."