Cartoon Comedy Lovers Mugs

'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night? ?

Collies Without Borders

'We are from the F.B.L.'

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

Banks go mobile so they can make a quick getaway in case of a 'run'.

'Jake had come into town to hire some killers'

"Stick 'em up!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Children's Parties

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Billy. The Kid.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Lesser known greek gods,

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.