Cartoon Humor Lover Mugs

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"

"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"

Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

How's my putting?

"No wonder we got tickets for this so easily."

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

'Unfortunately Mr Smyth, we are unable to approve your loan... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'

Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?

Backseat Driver

Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"It was my wife who made me the millionaire I am today. Mind you, I was a billionaire before I married her!"

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

Griselda was definitely the kind of girl who could turn a young man's head.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Me? Defensive? What are you talking about?"

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

'Hey guys, meet our new safety director.'

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

'Smocking or non-smocking?'

'Frank! No! It's 'POP!' 'POP Goes the Weasel!''

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"OK, you want a cool 70% in short-term with long-term assets frozen at 30%. Let me pull it all together, and I'll get back to you with a recommendation."

"Actually, we met a gentleman out at the bar we'd quite like to try"

"This island isn't big enough for two clichés."

'Yes, of course I'm sure this is the magnetic North Pole! But who the hell left that bloody great solenoid here??'

Man getting angry as all other prisoners are either chained together or holding hands

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'