Cartoon Loving Gifts

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Dead Batteries

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Cariactures

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial