Cartoon Loving Mugs

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Dead Batteries

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Billy. The Kid.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.