Cartoon Loves Gifts

"I'm streamlining the company."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'