Cartoon Loves Prints

"I'm streamlining the company."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Cariactures

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure