Cartoon Enjoys Gifts

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Houston, we have a problem."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Reagacentennial

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Skeleton playing fetch.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'