Cartoon Enjoys Mugs

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A caveman paints from life

"Houston, we have a problem."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"