Cartoon Enjoyment Mugs

Oh, that's definitely out!

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Reagacentennial

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

Skeleton playing fetch.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

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