Cartoon Enjoyment Pillows

Oh, that's definitely out!

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Love Conquers All

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."