Enjoying Cartoons Pillows

'The health plan will cover you and up to three dwarves.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Lanky men and chubby women work at 'Sprat Industries'.

Billy. The Kid.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Needs to get a life"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'I won't be staying too long if you don't have the cartoon channel.'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"They just love tassels."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"You must be the demolition team."

"And whose bright idea was it to name him Daffy?"