Enjoys Cartoons Pillows

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'It's a bill collector!'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Minister's File

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"And what exactly is it about my coaching style you find so 'intimidating'?"

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Could you give me big tits?'

Another myth dispelled.

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

"Occupied!"

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Welcome to Heaven

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."