Enjoys Cartoons T-Shirts

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'It's a bill collector!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Minister's File

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Golfer in a tree.

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Another myth dispelled.

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

"Occupied!"

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Welcome to Heaven

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"