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'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Nap time."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Cleaning up space junk.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'