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'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Nap time."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Cleaning up space junk.

"I'm infectious."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)