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'It's a bill collector!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

"Occupied!"

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Sleeping Fish.

Inevitable?

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

Bird Feeder Restaurant