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'It's a bill collector!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"Occupied!"

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

Bird Feeder Restaurant