Cartoon Enjoyer Pillows

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

On his first day at the garage Trevor was sent out to buy a 'girlie calendar'.

Told ya there was game crossing out here!

Dot hogs.

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

Watch Tower strip 3 - Eye Spy

"That one's for his cat."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

'Ahhh...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella