Cartoon Enjoyer Pillows

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

On his first day at the garage Trevor was sent out to buy a 'girlie calendar'.

Dot hogs.

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

Watch Tower strip 3 - Eye Spy

"That one's for his cat."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."