Cartoon Fun Gifts

'I need to be a deep, luxurious chestnut! And quickly!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Emergency Phone.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'