Cartoon Believer Gifts

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"So, what brings you here?"

British savings accounts

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'Ahhh...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

A caveman paints from life

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'